This page provides a  fairly comprehensive listing of my current skills.
Operating Systems:
Macintosh OS, Versions 6.07-8.0
Windows 3.1, 95, 97, 98. 2000, NT
Script:
Hypertext Markup Language version 4.0
Javascript

Software:
Adobe Acrobat Exchange 3.2+
Adobe Photoshop 5.0+
Adobe Photodeluxe 2.0+
Adobe Illustrator 7.0+
Adobe Pagemaker 6.5+
Adobe Premiere 5.1
DV GATE Video Editing
EZ CD
Gifmation 2.0
Lotus Notes 4.5
Netscape Navigator 3.0+
Macromedia Fireworks 3.0+
Macromedia Flash 4.0+
Macromedia Dreamweaver 2.0+
Microsoft Explorer 3.02+
Microsoft FrontPage 98+
Microsoft Office Version 6.0 (Mac) and 97+ (PC)
Microsoft Visio
Kai's various Photoshop plug-ins
Quark Xpress 4.0

Hardware:
Macintosh 6300CD PowerPC with 32 Meg of RAM
Macintosh 7500/100 PowerPC with 64 Meg of RAM
IBM 300 PL with 64 Meg of RAM
Various Dell desktops
Sharp PC-M100 laptop
Canon 700/800 color printer/copier/scanner with Fiery Rip
Canon GP 200F printer
Stylewriter 1200
Tektronix Phaser 350
HP Laserjet 5SI, 6L
Olympus D-220L and Kodak DC2100 digital cameras
Philips 4X/12X CD-R
HP Scanner
Iomega storage devices
Casio Wrist Camera
Sony DCR-TRV330 Digital Camcorder
Kyocera 7135 Palm (v 4.1) Phone with Stowaway folding keyboard

   No, I am not the famed film director. Though aspiring actresses are welcome to contact me.