The following editorial was printed in Corning's local newspaper,The Leader Spring of 2005 and was hastily drafted immediately after receiving a parking ticket.

Not bad, considering the mandated 250 word max. By clicking here you may be able to view it at their site, though in all likelihood my brief article will have been displaced or deleted as they keep their content current.

No, I am not the famed film director. Though aspiring actresses are welcome to contact me.